Dreadful Days........Fearful Nights

I have slept through many a nightmares and have lived with the belief that they cannot harm me in any way. My 'Dada' once told me that these nightmares are just the minds way of keeping you informed of the danger ahead and warns you of them from night to night.

But he forgot to warn me that I could have nightmares even during the day and this one could be even more scarier than the ones I see at night. I always thought that if you suffer it is because of your 'Karma' in the past. What I did not know is that I have sinned so much in the past that God has send his 'Angel of Boredom and Irritation' to live amongst me and my friends. And the Lord is avenging for all my sins in the past.

If you do not believe me please do let me know and I will send that 'Angel' to you so that you know how powerful and fiery he is. I do not want to give you any gory description about him but I can assure you that when he talks, fire spews from his mouth and it goes right through your ears and melts your little brain and will surely make you feel,"Why did God not give me some powers so that I could exterminate him in the worst possible way."

Now that I have realised and recognised the evil and know his movements I feel more like a Marine and will soon take over the objective. These days I just spend time with my associates and allies on how to put the objective down. But for this I know that a lot of 'Sacrifice' is needed and maybe some of us have to laydown our brains to smoother this Monster of Irritation and Boredom. No matter of whatever the way to do it, I know that we would be matyrs for the rest of the millions who undergo the continous torture. 

My friends and fellow men ..............please lend me your ears and beware of the evil........especially the female counter-parts. And till the 'Apocalypse' of this war lets pray that we overcome this evil Triumphantly and save the world from mass-destruction.

Pray for me and my associates Brothers...   

The Song of Songs.

If you have a 'Preacher', a 'Spiritual Counsellor' and blah....blah ....blah......then don't worry you have a my 'Hol(e)y' company. It is really not easy to have such such a multi-gifted father and to hear him is even more difficult. Most of the times I end up asking my dear Lord............"Father please forgive me me for my sins and let me be normal like my Father." But I guess that the sins of my past is still blocking me from getting Gods forgiveness.

Leaving that aside I was really wondering as to what extent do you push yourself to reach a level where this piousness goes on to become insanity. It is funny to see a pastor standing by the side of the road shouting, "Revert back from your sinful ways......the end is near. Come back to the Lord and be Baptised"   Wow such people know the future better than God himself. 

Ok........to be frank this isn't my cup of 'Wine'. I cannot live with the overdose of this thing called Spirituality.

Now that I have been spoken into believing that there is always the other side, I plan to take a sneak-peek to of it. If you have seen it already please let me know what happens there. I don't think I could wait to learn about pop culture now that I know that it is interesting.

I can now call myself to be in luck first to come into T.Y literature and second to have such lovely classmates(not literally). Have come a long and winding way here and hope this year goes smooth......not that smooth that I slip, now that we have a new addition. 

And the worst of all is I don't know why in the world am I writing this blog anyway. My topic was supposed to be something else and I ended up writing this shit......Hope I get well soon. Pray for me people........I need some spiritual effect.

Do not fear..........Dooms Day is near.

"Save the world from this 'Atyachar' ", is what people keep shouting but what I fail to understand is what 'Atyachar' are they talking about. Is it the politicians, or the government, or the education or the elite who take advantage of the others...........all in a way are drilling a hole in the society, aren't they?. Then why this ruckus of people being exploited. In one way or the other we all are. Only thing is that we don't realise it.

Just yesterday I read in the papers how Pakistan pointed out India's non co-operation in its fight against Taliban. My mind really waits for such situations to imagine the happenings in their Intelligence centers......the Chief-Officer shouting......."Wallah....wallah.....These Hindustani busters are come to their originality. Now their showing their 'Tashreef' to us when they have to help us.' Wow!!! Pakistani way of 'gaalis' are really amazing..........

Also many a times I think what if America and all the combined forces together are not able to euthanize the Monster then it would be really funny seeing these 'Men in Pyjamas' ruling us. Every minute or two you would hear somebody shouting out....."La hilaya illala" meaning there is no other god than Allah. What a world it would be then...... 

The best part would be the White House would have Osama in its highest seat and the Men in Pyjamas patrolling the place. Every nook aand corner of America resounding the Taliban slogan and then even the Twin Towers would not be scared of falling again.

My dear Allah......sorry God, I am not trying to be a staunch orthodox religionist or anything of that sort, nor do I oppose any religion. The only thing is I appreciate things, but not those which are overdone. Like the "Napaak" clean up drive by the Wahhabistis really appreciateble(pun intended).

I just hope that all that I spoke about now does not come true and hopefully the Americans and their allies with all their stride and effort under the Physical and Presidential guidance of Mr. Barrack Obama are successful in eradicating the so-called Monster. 

Till then  I can keep imaging..........

Funny-Side Up - The Genesis.

In the beginning......though I have never seen it, man was in much close union with God. But slowly things broke up man got dominant with everything. Ok, now why am I talking so much of gibberish.

 There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humour and we are funny to him. Things I don't prefer to tell you about right now is to talk about God and tell you how much he loves you. If I ever do that then just realise that I need a psychatrist.

To start with the normal way I have been reading a lot of Shakespeare and thanks to him......I have forgotten my name. 'To be or not to be'  is what I ask myself often and I just think that if I continue to read Shakespeare anymore.........or else I would end up in college shouting," Friends, Indians and our beloved watchmen....lend me your ears.

WOW!!!! I just feel like a 18th century kinsman or something and am trying my freaking best to get out of it. But can't help it English is truly a very funny language and mind you if your reading anything ancient it has to be funnier. I still don't know how they existed then with words like 'haveth' and 'maketh'...........I just 'hateth' talking about it already.

My sole objective to write this blog is to share a few of the lighter moments of my life with you and to tell you that nothing can be more funnier than you are.....

 

So keep Smiling and I will keep writing..........Cheers........